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“DEVIL’S JUICE”Devil’s juice Am getting loose Drinking the poison To escape this noose Devil’s juice Substance abuse Hitting it hard When there’s nowt left to lose
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“BLIGHTY”That pound means more to herThan it does to me She’s got to feed a family A family of three Fucked by the government And screwed by society This is what it’s like To live in Blighty
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“PARDON MY FRENCH”Bonjour Rodney Mange toutHow are yaMy old fruit I went to ParisAnd bought a suit Off some bloke His name was BruceYou should try it You might even like itEven if only For a day or two
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“OUT AND ABOUT”The market stalls And the brunch crewsOat flat white And a squeezed juice The 10K run clubs Chasing personal bests Ice baths, hot tubs Scandi obsessed
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“ALONE”i drink when I smokeAnd I smoke when I drinki think and i hope And I hope when I thinki drink just to hopeFucking hopelessly drink
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“NOTIFICATIONS”If no one texts meIt feels like suffocation That little red dot next to my application It fucks me off When it won’t work down at the stationI’ve got a mate who’s into Who’s into spontaneous flirtationHe met a bird on this appI think she’s CroatianThey had two datesThen went on vacationMeanwhile I’m at homeWatching
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“MILES AWAY”Take me somewhere far awaySomewhere without Egg and chips Pop and crisps Chicken dippers Roast dinners Lukewarm teaSoggy biscuits And fucking fish fingers
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“LOVE”What started as lust Is now all about trustWhen the happiness fades away It all turns to dust
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“THE LONDON SOUND”You should never compramise qualityDon’t discriminate against equality You can’t get away from the politics I don’t agree with your policyWe should just do things properly Like dunking digestives in hot coffee
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“COMMON AS MUCK”‘Ow doNah then Mad for it our kidEy up love What’s happening How’s ya dustbin lid Easy now rude boy How’s it going charverCan’t get owt for nowt A reyt palarva Cheer up duck That’s gurt lush The common folk Common as muck
THE RAMBLINGS OF A NORTHERNER 