“COMMON AS MUCK”
‘Ow do
Nah then 
Mad for it our kid
Ey up love 
What’s happening 
How’s ya dustbin lid 
Easy now rude boy 
How’s it going charver
Can’t get owt for nowt 
A reyt palarva 
Cheer up duck 
That’s gurt lush 
The common folk 
Common as muck