“NOTIFICATIONS”
If no one texts me
It feels like suffocation
That little red dot next to my application
It fucks me off
When it won’t work down at the station
I’ve got a mate who’s into
Who’s into spontaneous flirtation
He met a bird on this app
I think she’s Croatian
They had two dates
Then went on vacation
Meanwhile I’m at home
Watching Babestation 
I fell in love once
Then realised it was infatuation